So I recently got a call from Samuel L. Jackson. You know, the movie star. Me and him are pretty tight, actually. He called me and my family up to let us know about a little movie he’d been working on called “Snakes on a Plane.”
I can not believe the lengths they are going to in order to promote this movie!
On a plane.
I want to know who is the person in hollywood who decides which movies will be the ‘big ones’ and which ones will not recieve any advertising funds whatsoever. And I want to pay somebody to bring me the forms I need to have this person slapped thrice. Who decides which move is awesome and which movie sucks before they’ve even come out?
Anyway, feel free to have Samuel L. Jackson call you or your friends at the following website: http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/ Then we can all be friends with him like I already am. w00+.